-A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot exits.
-A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."
-How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.
-"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.
-What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)
-Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.
-Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a robot.