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so i know i whine about maine a lot, but today it is so pretty! this is one of the prettiest snow storms i've seen in a real long time. and they let me out of work early cause i have such a long commute!! so now i am in a super good mood. hope you guys down south get some fun snow out of this storm.
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hello!!


so it's been a super duper weekend. keith came up for gala. it's this massive formal dance we have every year and keith was my date. and he dressed up. and jennifer you were very correct, he looked very sexy in that outfit, good job. and then he danced. so now if we all go out and he tries to tell anyone that he doesn't dance well that just a boldfaced lie! cause not only does he dance, but he dances quite well. so thanks keith for being my super hot date for gala.


and then on sunday i took a little trip down to mass and rented me an apartment for the summer. so in the next year when all of you are moving on to bigger and better things, i will be moving to millis!! woohoo!!! i'm so excited! it's just for the summer but that'll be perfect. one last summer to work at camp and hang out with you guys before trying to face the real world.


and on a slightly less exciting note i think my hair may be changing color. i've just been sitting here playing with it rather than doing my work and i think it might be darker than it was like a week ago. anywho i should go write my presentation so i actually get to be done with thesis.
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i'm done!!
Current Mood:
ecstatic ecstatic
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-A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot exits.
-A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."
-How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.
-"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.
-What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)
-Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.
-Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a robot.
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Happy Birthday Sarah Cronin!!!!!
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why is it that my attention span is only 90 minutes long? i've been working for a little over an hour and a half and i just stumbled across something really important but rather than paying any attention to it i'm playing online. i was working so solidly and now i just want to sit and listen to my music. i think disney did this to me. all their stupid movies are under 90 minutes and after years of watching those flicks i can only focus for 90 minutes! stupid disney.

so yes, if my thesis doesn't get done, i'm blaming walt disney and his cryogenically frozen head.

Current Location:
computer lab!!
Current Mood:
distracted
Current Music:
spice girls!!
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it ain't karma
it ain't luck
me i just don't give a (cue drums)

bon jovi censors himself! that is not rock and roll! how could he censor himself??

i just lost a lot of respect for jon bon jovi.

Current Mood:
sad disillusioned
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As of late I have not oft had recourse to praise this fair state I call home, and yet as I stare out into the snow I am reminded of why I came to this state so many years ago and why I have always and will always love it.

this is just about the prettiest snow storm i've seen in a couple years and it took a good day and made it a superb day.

Current Mood:
content content
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i know i say this every year, but i think we should have a cocktail party. nothing too fancy and not necessarily for any reason other than to just get dressed up and sip martinis and other fun cocktails. and i know there's nothing i can do to actually help make this happen other than suggest it, but i think it would be a lot of fun. and i know all you kids clean up real nice and it'd be fun to play dress up for a night and be all fancy.

alright, hope finals aren't stressing anyone out too much! good luck guys!

Current Music:
my roommate's viola (she's super good)
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